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Category Archives: In The News

Just reading the news gets me all worked up about the rampant dumbness in the world sometimes.

  1. Fired for stealing 1.8 cents worth of electricity September 3, 2010

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  2. Garage sale mayhem August 30, 2010

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  3. Polish man gets shot, doesn’t notice. August 27, 2010

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  4. Fancy wordplay GO! August 20, 2010

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  5. K-Rod shoots some dude in Texas… I guess? August 17, 2010

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  6. Gnomes stolen. Film at 11. July 28, 2010

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  7. Robbed by Vader July 23, 2010

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  8. Solidarity! July 15, 2010

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  9. Prince declares internet “over” July 6, 2010

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  10. Crash and drink June 23, 2010

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  11. SWORDED! June 15, 2010

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  12. Smoke them brains! June 11, 2010

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  13. Fuck off, Pennsylvania! May 17, 2010

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  14. STOP! Hammer time. April 23, 2010

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  15. Captain McPukestain strikes again! April 20, 2010

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  16. Man arrested for breaking into jail gets sent to… jail. March 25, 2010

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  17. I am totally voting for this March 4, 2010

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  18. You fail @ everything March 3, 2010

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  19. More than justified? February 23, 2010

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  20. It begins February 15, 2010

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  21. I can’t make this sound any worse February 5, 2010

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  22. I guess it’s less dumb than rhino horns… February 1, 2010

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  23. Hey, remember this jackhole? January 21, 2010

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  24. Mmm, chicken… January 20, 2010

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  25. Ooops, wrong one! January 19, 2010

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