Man, who hasn’t had this happen to him? You set up a date with a hot chick behind your girlfriend’s back so you can get a little action on the side to tide you over. But then just when your new lady friend shows up, OH NO! Your girlfriend comes home unexpectedly! We’ve all done that, right? I mean, we’re all a bunch of assholes like that, right men?
OK, so maybe you’ve never had this happen to you. But it happened to Kevin Gaylor of Colorado Springs. His response to the crisis was creative, at least. He called the cops and reported his date as a burglar! Yes officers, please take this hot chick away, she, uh… broke into my house and poured herself a glass of wine! And was just about to get naked and get into my bed! You’d better take her away before she does anything else! Like have sex with me!
Ah, who am I kidding. A guy like that doesn’t offer his date a glass of wine. He gives her a shot of tequila with a sedative in it.