Apparently in the UK, some schools are banning friendship. No really!Â See, it’s too hard on the poor children when their best friends inevitably betray them, so we’d better protect them from that by making sure they never make any good friends. Sounds perfectly logical to me!
OK, yes, I realize it’s The Sun, which isn’t exactly a bastion of journalistic integrity. Still. That’s pretty awful right there. Also, I’m totally sick of the “WE MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN” line. What makes children so important, anyway? Most of them can’t even talk right. Idiots.