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Category Archives: In The News

Just reading the news gets me all worked up about the rampant dumbness in the world sometimes.

  1. Blowin’ shit up December 7, 2010

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  2. Stay classy, Cleveland November 17, 2010

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  3. Plumbing the ratty depths November 11, 2010

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  4. European iPhone users sleep an average of one hour longer than users of other phones! November 1, 2010

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  5. Two time loser October 26, 2010

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  6. Finally, science has produced something useful! October 18, 2010

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  7. Josh Luchs pulls a Canseco October 15, 2010

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  8. The long nightmare is finally over October 12, 2010

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  9. Atheists know more than believers about religion September 29, 2010

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  10. More bank robbers, same story… sort of. September 22, 2010

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  11. Baseball players cheat ineffectively. September 20, 2010

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  12. Robbed by Vader II September 15, 2010

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  13. Attack on Fort Gay September 8, 2010

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  14. Fired for stealing 1.8 cents worth of electricity September 3, 2010

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  15. Garage sale mayhem August 30, 2010

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  16. Polish man gets shot, doesn’t notice. August 27, 2010

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  17. Fancy wordplay GO! August 20, 2010

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  18. K-Rod shoots some dude in Texas… I guess? August 17, 2010

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  19. Gnomes stolen. Film at 11. July 28, 2010

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  20. Robbed by Vader July 23, 2010

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  21. Solidarity! July 15, 2010

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  22. Prince declares internet “over” July 6, 2010

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  23. Crash and drink June 23, 2010

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  24. SWORDED! June 15, 2010

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  25. Smoke them brains! June 11, 2010

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