Nintendo announced the successor to their ridiculously successful yet comically named Wii console today. It’s going to be called the Wii U. Really, Nintendo? Wii U? Do I have to get a degree in Zeldaology to play? Maybe a Master of Science in Mario? I think Nintendo enjoys a good marketing challenge. They love seeing if they can give things comical and confusing names and still sell fixty jillion units. So far, so good I guess.
In other news, Sony announced their next version of the Playstation will cost four times as much as a Wii U and come with a free identity theft.