Wii U? – Holy Fucking Shit You're Dumb!
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Wii U?

Nintendo announced the successor to their ridiculously successful yet comically named Wii console today.  It’s going to be called the Wii U.  Really, Nintendo?  Wii U?  Do I have to get a degree in Zeldaology to play?  Maybe a Master of Science in Mario?  I think Nintendo enjoys a good marketing challenge.  They love seeing if they can give things comical and confusing names and still sell fixty jillion units.  So far, so good I guess.

In other news, Sony announced their next version of the Playstation will cost four times as much as a Wii U and come with a free identity theft.

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