Solidarity! – Holy Fucking Shit You're Dumb!
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A man wearing an ankle monitor was caught by the border patrol trying to re-enter the country.  When asked what the fancy accessory was for, he claimed it was a show of support for Lindsay Lohan.  Shockingly, this was not actually the case!  Turns out he’s on probation and isn’t supposed to leave the country.  So back to jail with you, dumbass.

The thing I really want to know is, what the hell is the point of those bracelets?  Clearly it did not inhibit him in any way from leaving the country, and apparently nobody knew he was gone until he tried to come back!  Are they just for show?  Was the battery dead or something?  What the hell?

Posted in In The News.