Apparently, otherwise reputable UK newspaper The Sunday Times has hired Ozzy Osbourne to write a health column. Yeah, this is the same Ozzy who got kicked out of Black Sabbath for being too drunk. The same Ozzy who got banned from the city of San Antonio for a decade because he dressed up like a woman and pissed on The Alamo while, of course, drunk and high. The same Ozzy who bit the head off a live dove, and, having learned nothing from this episode, later had to get rabies shots after biting the head off a live bat. The same Ozzy who walks all hunched over, stammers, slurs his speech even while “sober”, and shakes like an unbalanced washing machine (leading to speculations that he might have Parkinson’s disease, or had in some way damaged his motor functions through years of drug abuse.)
That Ozzy. A health columnist.
Actually, yeah, I can see it. He sure has plenty of material on what not to do, health wise.