Crash and drink – Holy Fucking Shit You're Dumb!
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Crash and drink

Let’s say you’re driving drunk.  I know, you would never do that, but just for argument’s sake, let’s say you are.  You lose control of your vehicle, careen off the road, strike a barrier, and flip your car.  Luckily, you manage not to hurt anybody, not even yourself, but you’re now trapped in the car, awaiting rescue.

What do you do?

If you said “pop open another brew”, then congratulations! Paul Nigel Sneddon and you have something in common!  Mr. Sneddon, a resident of New Zealand, decided that he had nothing better to do while waiting for the cops to arrive, so he cracked open another beer and continued drinking.

When the police found him, he admitted to having been drinking for four days straight.  When asked how much alcohol he had consumed, he said “Plenty.”


Well Mr. Sneddon, you get full marks for honesty, but you’re not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Posted in In The News.