Alex Rodriguez, charter member – Holy Fucking Shit You're Dumb!
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Alex Rodriguez, charter member

How dumb is Alex Rodriguez? Pretty dumb.

He gave up this:

Alex and Cynthia

Alex and Cynthia

To be with… this:

Alex and Madonna

Alex and Madonna

Now don’t get me wrong, I like the older ladies as much as the next guy (provided the next guy is Alex Rodriguez) but come on. What exactly was he thinking? Nevermind that he ditched not just his wife, but their kids as well to be with this 50 year old hag. Forget that he’s already rich himself and doesn’t need to marry into her money. Just think about this: What happens when you mix orange and pasty white? Pray we never find out.

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