Screw Fox News – Holy Fucking Shit You're Dumb!
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Screw Fox News

Yes, screw them.  But not for the reason you’re probably thinking about.  You’re probably thinking I’m going to complain about their conservative bias, or about how much of a jackhole Bill O’Reilly is, or any number of other things people on the interwebs like to say about Fox News.

Forget all that stuff.  What I’m all in a lather about is the retarded shit that they put on their website about celebrities and fashion and all manner of crap like that.  Exhibit number one,  this crap right here.

What is this?  Nevermind the economic crisis. What?  Seriously?  I can just forget about it now?  AWESOME!  You mean it’s fixed?  Oh wait, no, that’s not what you meant at all.  What you meant was, “Nevermind the economic crisis, CHECK OUT WHAT MICHELLE OBAMA IS WEARING!!!”.

Now, personally I’m not convinced that the G20 conference is going to come up with a magic plan to save us from Great Depression II.  In fact, if I had to bet money on it, I’d bet that whatever they try to do to “fix” it will probably do no good at all, or serve to make it worse.

But worrying about what Michelle Obama and first lady of France Carla Bruni-Sarkozy are wearing to the conference?  That’s about as far down the list of crap I care about as you can go.  And yet, Fox News is CONSTANTLY running stories like this on their website.  They even have an entire section called Pop Tarts dedicated to the inane doings of dumb people nobody sane cares about.

Come on Fox.  We already have entire magazines dedicated to this crap for people who actually  might care.  Keep it the hell off your “news” site.

Posted in In The News.