All week I’ve been taking clothes out of the hamper when getting dressed in the morning. I had failed to put the clean clothes away after doing the laundry last time, so the clothes in the hamper were clean and the ones piled on the floor were dirty. See, I got me a system.
At least, that’s what I thought anyway. This afternoon I did a load of laundry. When I opened the dryer, it was full already–of clean, dry, wrinkly clothes. The clothes I had thought were in the hamper. So… where did those clothes in the hamper come from?
I… I don’t know. I don’t know, but I suspect. I suspect I have been wearing dirty clothes all week.