BACON! – Holy Fucking Shit You're Dumb!
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Bill Romanowski spent most of his NFL career hurting people–both opposing players and sometimes his own teammates. Turns out, this may in fact have something to do with the man being completely insane. Check out this video:

Now, let me be the first to admit that I love me some bacon. And yes, I do happen to buy my bacon at the supermarket. Still, call me crazy and all, but I don’t happen to think the best way to motivate NFL players to play harder is to force them to hunt boar with knives. Nor do I think motivation is as easy as getting in someone’s face and yelling at them to “throw touchdown passes.”

Romo does, though! He rants for awhile about how NFL players need to be BOAR HUNTERS instead of being “safe” and buying their bacon from Safeway (get it??  HA!) Then he kind of manhandles his cohost for awhile, screaming in his face about touchdowns and tackles and such. I’m not sure, but he may be having some kind of flashback. Either way, I’m fairly certain he needs to lay off the roids.

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