Nobody ever claimed criminals were smart. Well, I guess super villains like Lex Luthor claim that sometimes, but for the most part, they’re wrong. Most criminals are criminals because they’re either too dumb to know any better or too dumb to be anything else. Or they’re Bernie Madoff.
But this guy here is about as dumb as they come. Dude breaks into somebody’s house and… settles in. He takes a shower, watches some TV, and fries up some chicken!
It’s a little hard to figure out what exactly he thought he was doing. Maybe he figured he’d just stolen the house? He broke in, and now it was his! Just like that time he stole that car–he broke into it, and now he could use it whenever he wanted. It must work the same way with houses, right?
Right?
Lex Luthor isn’t all that smart. I mean, come on.