Dumb criminals are dumb – Holy Fucking Shit You're Dumb!
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Dumb criminals are dumb


There’s not really a lot to say about that.  Except this:  Set your sights a little higher next time.  If you’re going to turn to a life of crime to support yourself and your daughter during these tough economic times, maybe knocking over a convenience store, in full view of the inevitable security cameras, for only $200 isn’t the way to start.  Come on, at least go for the big time and knock over a bank or something.  Get some real cash for your troubles!  Now the dude is going to jail for a long time over $200.

Oh, and leave the kid at home, too.  Holy shit that’s dumb.

Posted in In The News.