Gorilla attacked by banana – Holy Fucking Shit You're Dumb!
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Gorilla attacked by banana

Sometimes the AP does my job for me. They took the “banana split” joke already, leaving me searching for some way to work in a reference to pies… Nah, it’s not happening.  I’ve got nothing.

Best quote from the article:  “Parham says the attacker looked like a Spartan from the movie “300” — except he was a banana.”  I’m going to start using that “except he was a banana” line all the time.  “The guy looked just like Charlie Sheen — except he was a banana.”  “I saw this singer on TV who sounded just like Toby Keith — except he was a banana.”  “I went to a con once and this guy was dressed up like Reg from the Phantasm movies — except he was a banana.”  It’s so versatile!

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