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K-Rod shoots some dude in Texas… I guess?

This just popped up on my Google News RSS feed:

The Mets Are Hilarious

You’ll notice, the story is about a tragic shooting near a college in Texas.  And yet, that picture…

That is, if I’m not mistaken, Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez.  Who, near as I can tell, hasn’t shot or been accused of shooting anybody.  He sure did punch some old dude in the face recently, and he’s getting a well deserved ration of shit for that, but shooting?  No, not as far as I can tell.

Google News often randomly mixes stories and pictures that have nothing to do with each other, but I find this one rather hilarious because anybody who follows baseball knows what a mess the Mets are–and anything that makes the Mets look worse than they actually are is pretty hilarious.

Posted in In The News.