Woman does something really dumb, almost dies – Holy Fucking Shit You're Dumb!
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Woman does something really dumb, almost dies

Wow.  Just… wow.  I’ve seen some pretty dumbass things in my time, but jumping into a polar bear enclosure?

I love the part about how “It is not known why the woman pulled the dangerous stunt but she initially appeared to be elated as she swam towards a bear in the enclosure.”

Elated?  She was goddamn elated?  AS SHE SWAM TOWARDS A BEAR?  Either she was drunk off her ass, or she’s the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.  I’m going to go out on the old proverbial limb and say it was actually probably both.

Here’s the kicker.  She jumped in during feeding time.  FEEDING TIME.  The time when the bears EAT THE STUFF THAT GETS THROWN TO THEM.  Of all the times to pick, she picked the very time the bears were most inclined to eat whatever happened to wander by.

I’m inclined to believe she got what she deserved.

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