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		<title>By: Dave</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 16:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All I know is, if you want to see this seventh card, you&#039;re going to stop speaking fucking sputnik!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All I know is, if you want to see this seventh card, you&#8217;re going to stop speaking fucking sputnik!</p>
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		<title>By: Darien</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 21:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three things.

First: pierogis are polish. I think you mean vodka and snow.

Second: in re: Russian customs agents stealing because Russia is notoriously corrupt: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/bags_tsa_agents_busted_checked_jfk_FRka1bq83wcuV1xwkEwUJK

Third: The purpose of customs is to enrich the government. No, really, it is. They&#039;re officially there to make sure that anything valuable that gets imported or exported is suitably taxed, and that anything coming in that&#039;s banned becomes the property of the only class of people not subject to bans (i.e., the government). Unofficially, they&#039;re also there to skim a little off the top for the benefit of the ruling class.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three things.</p>
<p>First: pierogis are polish. I think you mean vodka and snow.</p>
<p>Second: in re: Russian customs agents stealing because Russia is notoriously corrupt: <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/bags_tsa_agents_busted_checked_jfk_FRka1bq83wcuV1xwkEwUJK" rel="nofollow">http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/bags_tsa_agents_busted_checked_jfk_FRka1bq83wcuV1xwkEwUJK</a></p>
<p>Third: The purpose of customs is to enrich the government. No, really, it is. They&#8217;re officially there to make sure that anything valuable that gets imported or exported is suitably taxed, and that anything coming in that&#8217;s banned becomes the property of the only class of people not subject to bans (i.e., the government). Unofficially, they&#8217;re also there to skim a little off the top for the benefit of the ruling class.</p>
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