It’s fucking intense how credulous the media is. MDPV “gives users super-human strength and has similar effects to LSD, heroin and cocaine?” What? It’s, like, a stimulant. So it has effects similar to cocaine, sure, but also similar to caffeine. According to some sources, it’s possible (http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=82100) to hallucinate, but that appears to be caused mainly by sleep deprivation due to stimulation rather than as a primary psychoactive effect of the drug. As for heroin…
heroin’s an opiate, man. It’s a depressant. It has the exact *opposite* effect.

And don’t even get me started on super-human strength. What? If they make a drug you can snort and turn into the Hulk, I’m fucking buying some right now.

“I frankly had a nightmare last night that someone was going to overdose on this and we hadn’t done anything,” [Attorney General Dip Shitstick] said.

Great! Now you’ve done something, and people can still overdose on it! As an added benefit, you’ve granted yourself the power to ruin their lives forever if they don’t. Served and protected.

“McKeithen said 11 law enforcement officials were unable to control a man high on the drug who “tore the radar unit out of the vehicle with his teeth.” In another incident, a young woman tried to behead her mother with a machete because she believed she was a monster, McKeithen said.”

I once heard about a woman whose son was killed by incompetent camp counselors, and so she went crazy and started murdering camp counselors! So I think we should ban women. Oh, and? Unlike your story, I can cite a primary source for mine.

“Bondi’s emergency order will last 90 days, giving lawmakers time to criminalize the bath salts during the legislative session that begins March 8.”

Thank god for that.