Comments on: Iran bans Valentine’s Day and so should we

By: Darien

Darien — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 01:33:21 +0000

I consider Dave-ness a sign of a pretty major brain malfunction just on principle. And, I mean, you married him, so…

By: Carrie

Carrie — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 03:29:11 +0000

I agree Valentine’s Day is dumb as a bag of rocks, but then again, you and I are probably not the most typical people to judge this. I mean, for Christmas I gave you a book called “The Wit & Wisdom of Ozzy Osbourne” and you gave me some Metalocalypse DVDs and our home decor is basically replica swords, toy robots, framed comic strips, and too many amps. What I’m saying here is that if either of us gave the other one an Audi, it would be taken as a sign of a pretty major brain malfunction.

By: Darien

Darien — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 23:32:58 +0000

I’m curious to know what holiday — or, really, what event of any sort — would pass the Dave test here. It has to be something that nobody could possibly have a pity party about, apparently, and there are some goddamn dramatic people out there.

No, the problem isn’t Valentine’s Day. The problem is assholes — both assholes who rub their shit in everybody else’s face and assholes who spend more time whining about what they ain’t got than they spend dealing with their problems. And since assholes aren’t going away anytime soon, I’d suggest not cracking down on every silly fun thing just because it might set them off.