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	<title>Comments on: Baseball players cheat ineffectively.</title>
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		<title>By: Darien</title>
		<link>http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/2010/09/20/baseball-players-cheat-ineffectively/comment-page-1/#comment-237</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Darien]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 00:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pete Rose&#039;s career ISO was .118, which ain&#039;t exactly Barry Bonds material (.309, for fuck&#039;s sake), but is a damn sight better than Bucky Dent&#039;s .074.

Seriously. .074. And he had to &lt;em&gt;cheat&lt;/em&gt; to get that high. And they let this man be a professional baseball player!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pete Rose&#8217;s career ISO was .118, which ain&#8217;t exactly Barry Bonds material (.309, for fuck&#8217;s sake), but is a damn sight better than Bucky Dent&#8217;s .074.</p>
<p>Seriously. .074. And he had to <em>cheat</em> to get that high. And they let this man be a professional baseball player!</p>
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		<title>By: Dave</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 19:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s ok though.  Pete Rose was a no-power slap hitter, like... oh, BUCKY DENT.  So he&#039;s allowed to cork his bat.  I guess.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s ok though.  Pete Rose was a no-power slap hitter, like&#8230; oh, BUCKY DENT.  So he&#8217;s allowed to cork his bat.  I guess.</p>
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		<title>By: Darien</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 19:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why you would use any example of a dude who corked his bat and not pick &lt;a href=&quot;http://deadspin.com/5555714/this-is-pete-roses-corked-bat&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Pete Rose&lt;/a&gt; is completely beyond me.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why you would use any example of a dude who corked his bat and not pick <a href="http://deadspin.com/5555714/this-is-pete-roses-corked-bat" rel="nofollow">Pete Rose</a> is completely beyond me.</p>
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