Comments on: “It cuts like a bat out of hell” http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/2010/05/05/it-cuts-like-a-bat-out-of-hell/ Laughing at other people's dumbness since 2009 Wed, 09 Jul 2014 20:55:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.1 By: Darien http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/2010/05/05/it-cuts-like-a-bat-out-of-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-98 Fri, 07 May 2010 01:06:14 +0000 http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/?p=340#comment-98 I would, in fact, be more likely to accept it. Assuming there’s some way for me to be more than 100% likely to do something.

I would not necessarily accept the basketball-chopping gig, though. If you don’t get the sword through, you’ll get a facefull of blade. And that’s like a whole suitcase full of pain.

]]> By: Carrie http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/2010/05/05/it-cuts-like-a-bat-out-of-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-97 Fri, 07 May 2010 01:03:06 +0000 http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/?p=340#comment-97 Well, hey, if you had a job offer where all you had to do was get filmed cutting beef with a sword, would you turn it down just because they had a conservative dress code?

]]> By: Dave http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/2010/05/05/it-cuts-like-a-bat-out-of-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-96 Thu, 06 May 2010 22:13:03 +0000 http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/?p=340#comment-96 Yeah, there’s no way that rope is bigger than his beefy arm. Dude is built like a Coke machine.

Seriously though, what’s with the tie? Who cuts beef with a sword while wearing a tie??

]]> By: Carrie http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/2010/05/05/it-cuts-like-a-bat-out-of-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-95 Thu, 06 May 2010 21:44:53 +0000 http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/?p=340#comment-95 I love the line at around 2:00 when he cuts the rope and says it’s bigger than his upper arm. You’re standing right there, dude, we can all SEE that it is not, in fact, bigger than your upper arm by any stretch of the imagination.

Cold Steel is one of the reasons people who like swords don’t admit it in public. It’s like Ren Faires. You like this stuff, but oh god, it’s so embarrassing when you see the other people who like it, and you don’t want to be those people, even though you’re horribly afraid that you already are.

]]> By: Darien http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/2010/05/05/it-cuts-like-a-bat-out-of-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-94 Thu, 06 May 2010 21:38:54 +0000 http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/?p=340#comment-94 That’s pretty ridiculous. I’ve always wondered what a bat out of hell would cut like. And now I know!

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