http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/2009/04/13/woman-does-something-really-dumb-almost-dies/ Laughing at other people's dumbness since 2009 Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:44:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/2009/04/13/woman-does-something-really-dumb-almost-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-18 Carrie Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:33:01 +0000 http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/?p=81#comment-18 I love how the article says she was "attacked" by the bears. No, I think realistically they should have described it as "played with, out of curiosity" by the bears. If you're in a pool with a MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR and it decides to attack you, the only way you're getting out of that pool is in sixty separate baggies and next week's wheelbarrow load of polar bear poo. I love how the article says she was “attacked” by the bears. No, I think realistically they should have described it as “played with, out of curiosity” by the bears. If you’re in a pool with a MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR and it decides to attack you, the only way you’re getting out of that pool is in sixty separate baggies and next week’s wheelbarrow load of polar bear poo.

]]> http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/2009/04/13/woman-does-something-really-dumb-almost-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-17 Darien Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:37:50 +0000 http://www.holyfuckingshityouredumb.com/?p=81#comment-17 I like bears as much as the next guy, but... apparently not as much as the next idiot woman who doesn't understand why the fence is there in the first place. I like bears as much as the next guy, but… apparently not as much as the next idiot woman who doesn’t understand why the fence is there in the first place.

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